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No one knows……….but he seemingly was converted to Southern Baptist somehow…….At least he problibly believed in the Greatest Jew that ever existed if he was totally converted…..:)
Quote (mikeboll64 @ Aug. 04 2013,04:40) Or…………………. T8 could adjust his site to accept the new embed codes!
Yeah that was part of the reason for the new forum.When I get some time, I am planning on trying to convert this forum to the new one. It will require multiple conversions and even then, it might be too complicated.
If I am successful, then I will still keep this one, but remove posting rights. And all the posts will be live on the new forum. That is my ideal plan.
My now departed Jewish friend told me this joke about 10 year ago.
You may have heard it already.A Jewish rabbi, a Catholic cardinal, and an Islamic imam meet at a religious conference and become friends. The cardinal invites the other two to the Vatican. While there, the rabbi notices a golden telephone on a pedestal.
“What's that telephone for?” he asks.
“Oh, that's our direct line to God. You can try it, but it's long distance so it will cost you 100 dollars.”
Next the imam invites the other two men to his mosque. Again, the rabbi notices a golden telephone on an altar.
“What's that telephone for?” he asks.
“That's OUR direct line to God. You can use it if you want, but it's long distance. It will cost you only 50 dollars.”
Finally, the rabbi invites the other two to his synagogue. When they arrive, they notice a plain telephone sitting on a table in the corner.
“What's that telephone for?” they ask him.
“Oh, well, we also have our direct line to God,” he answers, “Go ahead and use it if you need to.”
“How much will it cost?” asks the cardinal.
“Nothing. It's a local call,” replies the rabbi.Deuteronomy 4:7
What other nation is so great as to have their gods near them the way the Lord our God is near us whenever we pray to him?No long distance fees needed.
Quote (t8 @ Sep. 11 2013,16:35) It will require multiple conversions and even then, it might be too complicated.
Surely not too complicated for you, t8!
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