- This topic is empty.
- Posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx-nfvIV6dk
this is one that seems nice to me
One day there was this experienced deer hunter that took an inexperienced friend out to hunt. So after they walk a long way in the woods the experienced hunter says to the newbie, “OK this is the perfect spot for you. Now just sit here and be quite and when a deer comes by just shoot it”. So the experienced hunter leaves him and heads off a little way and finds a good spot. After a little while the experienced hunter hears a “BANG BANG” so he says to himself “Sounds like the newbie got a deer”. So he heads his way and when he gets their he is astonished. The newbie has his gun pointed at a man with his hands up in the air. The newbie is crying “Its my deer, its my deer”. So the strange man with his hands in the air nervously says “OK man its your deer, just let me get my saddle”.
Quote (terraricca @ Mar. 08 2013,22:55) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx-nfvIV6dk this is one that seems nice to me
You like this??You say it is nice to you, yet you denounce it's truth. See the video at 3:19-3:24.
Quote (Lightenup @ Mar. 10 2013,01:42) Quote (terraricca @ Mar. 08 2013,22:55) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx-nfvIV6dk this is one that seems nice to me
You like this??You say it is nice to you, yet you denounce it's truth. See the video at 3:19-3:24.
KathiI said nice to me but that does not mean I agree with all he says ''
terarricca,
So it is nice if you just disregard what YOU consider blasphemy of God? Really?? Is that what you mean?
In the Believer's section if someone said Jesus was Almighty God you would be calling them all sorts of derogatory things but here, you make a point of making a post about it and calling it nice.I agreed with it, however, but I just thought it strange that YOU would think it was 'nice.'
Quote (Lightenup @ Mar. 10 2013,11:48) terarricca, So it is nice if you just disregard what YOU consider blasphemy of God? Really?? Is that what you mean?
In the Believer's section if someone said Jesus was Almighty God you would be calling them all sorts of derogatory things but here, you make a point of making a post about it and calling it nice.I agreed with it, however, but I just thought it strange that YOU would think it was 'nice.'
It is the story and all the things he takes out of a deck of cards,That fellow must have been a catholic ,of what he says of the queen,???
Great Signs from around the country.
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on WheelsOn a Septic Tank Truck sign:
“We're #1 in the #2 business.”Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
“Dr.. Jones, at your cervix.”At a Proctologist's door
“To expedite your visit please back in.”On a Plumber's truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”On a Plumber's truck:
“Don't sleep with a drip. Call your Plumber..”In a dry cleaners window
“Drop your pants here and you'll receive prompt attention.”Pizza Shop Slogan:
“7 days without pizza makes one weak.”On a window washers truck in Chicago:
A racetrack is a place where windows clean people.At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
“Hello. Can we pick your nose?”At a Towing company:
“We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”On an Electrician's truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”In a Nonsmoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you
are on fire and take appropriate action.”On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”At an Optometrist's Office
“If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”On a Taxidermist's window:
“We really know our stuff.”In a Podiatrist's office:
“Time wounds all heels.”On a Fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”Outside a Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”At the Electric Company:
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.”In a Restaurant window:
“Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.”In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We'll wait.”At a Propane Filling Station,
“Thank heaven for little grills.”And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
“Best place in town to take a leak.”
Medical Definitions for Rednecks
Barium – What the undertaker does to 'em once the doctors are through with 'em.
Benign – What a child be after they be eight.
Cauterize – To have gotten noticed by a woman.
Cyst – To give someone in need a helpin' hand.
Dilate – It sure beats dyin' early.
Impotent – Significant and distinguished.
Node – To have been acquainted with someone in the past.
Pap Smear – To insult or belittle your own father.
Pathology – The study of trails.
Rectum – Crashed 'em and totaled 'em.
Tumor – Not just one more.
X-Rayed – For adult audiences only.
Ok, so go to the movies this weekend. The Harrison Ford movie that I am in, “42, The Jackie Robinson Story,” came out today. Here is a song from it.
When you watch the movie, you will be told what denomination God is according to Branch Rickey, (played by Mr. Harrison Ford).
Here are the lyrics to the song:
Sister Wynona Carr – The Ball Game Soundtrack Lyrics [ from “42” Movie (2013) ]Life is a ball game
Bein’ played each day
Life is a ball game
Everybody can playYes you know, Jesus standing at the home plate
He is waiting for you there
You know, the life is a ball game
But you’ve got to play it fairThe first phase is temptation
You know the second phase is sin
The third phase tribulation
If you pass, you can make it inOld man Solomon is the umpire
And Satan pitchin’ a game
He’ll do his best, strike you out
He playin’ just the sameYou know, Daniel’s up to bat first
You know, he pray three times a day
Yes Satan pitched him a fast ball
But he hit it anywayYes you know, Job is up to bat next
Satan’s struck him in every way
But Job hit a home run
And he came on in that dayYes you know, prayer is a strong bat
To hit at Satan’s ball
And when you start to swing it
You got to give it your all and allYes you know, the priest gonna be your catcher
And on him you can depend
Oh Jesus standing at the home plate
And He is waiting for you to come inYes you know, Moses is on the sidelines
Waiting to be called
You know, the day he parted the Red Sea
Little price all and allThen John came in the ninth inning
And the game was almost done
Then God gave John a vision
And he knew we’d already wonYes you know life is a ball game
Being played each day
You know life is a ball game
Each and everybody can playYes you know, Jesus is standing at the home plate
He is waiting for you there
Well you know, life is a ball game
But you’ve got to play it fastHere is Bill Maher (an Athist comic) with some funny political spin; I hope you guys enjoy it!
God bless
Ed J (Joshua 22:34)
http://www.holycitybiblecode.orgQuote (Lightenup @ April 12 2013,22:58) The Harrison Ford movie that I am in, “42, The Jackie Robinson Story,” came out today.
Did you ever end up meeting Mr. Ford? Do you have any lines in the movie?Mike,
Harrison Ford and I had a moment together…I waved, he nodded…so, yeah that was our moment, ha. I have no lines but I sit two rows right behind him in the stadium during a long monologue with the Phillies manager and so I can be seen several times in the movie if you know what to look for. I'll send you a picture of the scene if you would like, in your email. Just pm me with your email address. Have you seen the movie yet? It was #1 and now #2 at the box office. It has a nice element of faith in the movie. Harrison Ford plays a Methodist.I haven't seen it yet, but intend to. When you waved to him, were you giggling like a school girl groupie? Or were you “composed”?
My e-mail is my username here, plus @yahoo.com
Thanks for the photo! You were really close to Harrison during that scene!
Let me know about the Aramaic translator when you make contact with him.
- You must be logged in to reply to this topic.
