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The idea of it is hilarious. For me, it would have been funnier if the “bumper sticker” said Our son is the Christ.
I had a nice 4 days off work. But somehow I ended up with a sore throat and body aches. Now I have to work through them for the next 3 days. After that, I'm off for 9 days of vacation…………. if I live through the next 3.
Mike
look it my way ,it is sunday every day ,but only two days in the week you can see someone close ,five day you do not see them ,whats the point of being home with seven sundays
I going back to work 
Quote (mikeboll64 @ Jan. 01 2013,21:12) So you're retired, but your wife still works?
no she his with me every day enjoying our selves ,now for 48 years ,she start reading the bible before I did ,in her early tens ,
we are only a few weeks apart in age, so together we are 144 years old
An honest but mistaken wildebeest, once shown the truth, either ceases to be mistaken or ceases to exist.
Hello Dare ! Kathi …. Just thinking about the forum and realized it has been a while…. Hope all is well with you and same goes for the many members of whom I have spoken…. Good to be back
Hi Ted,
Nice to see you! I noticed that you have jumped back in a topic. Have fun… Mike,
Glad you liked it!Quote (Lightenup @ Feb. 14 2013,12:09) Hi Ted,
Nice to see you! I noticed that you have jumped back in a topic. Have fun… Mike,
Glad you liked it!
Kathi …. This forum is a wealth of information ….. As a result of some of your posts …. I have started looking into various Gospels that didn't make the cut , specifically the Gospel of Thomas….Ok, Ted, I hope my posts only help you find truth. If I remember right, I have read the Gospel of Thomas and didn't think much of it because of how it talked about women. It didn't sound like the spirit of Jesus. Maybe I'm thinking about something else. Anyway, I'm glad you are back. I hope your time is fruitful.
Who likes puns?? Have you seen these:
1. I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.
2. I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
3. When chemists die, they barium.
4. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
5. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
6. How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.
7. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
8. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
9. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
10. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
11. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
12. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
13. PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
14. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
15. Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
16. Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
17. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
18. How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
19. Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
20. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
21. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
22. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
23. Broken pencils are pointless.
24. I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
25. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
26. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
27. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
28. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
29. All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on.
30. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
31. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
32. Velcro – what a rip off!
33. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
34. Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
35. Earthquake in Washington, obviously government's fault.
36. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
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