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Atheist: What’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Praying.
Atheist: Very funny. I can’t eat this. Take it back.
Waiter: You see? The fly’s prayers were answered.Why did the Stu throw his watch from the top of the Skyscraper?
He wanted to see how long it took for it to learn that it was going to die!Of course that same watch didn't have a watchmaker. No it just appeared in time without a hand in less than a second. No I am not trying to wind anyone up either, so no need to be alarmed.
Here's one.
Did you know that when the hands on a watch appear to have stopped, that it might not be broken. You need to first see if you are travelling at the speed of light. If not, then the most likely cause is a flat battery or a broken cog if it is a windup.
Here is a joke that I posted elsewhere but thought that it belonged here too.
Notice that this joke is actually what Atheists take as serious.
Perhaps they lack a sense of humor?
Quote (t8 @ Aug. 20 2010,14:54) A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.
“Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”
Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”
Dane Cook: “The Atheist”
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