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[Stu]

Not bozo again.

Stuart

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bozo the ape?

[Stu]

Of course he is an ape. He is a bozo christianicus.

Stuart

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Hey if you class him as an ape, then he is your brother in apehood according to your religion.

You probably share something like 99.9 % of DNA with this guy anyway.
Maybe you are not that different to him.
You might even have a red and white rugby shirt in the bottom draw.

[Stu]

Bozo is a cousin of both of us, just like the chimpanzee, the bonobo, the gorilla, the orangutan and the gibbon. And eventually daffodils too. I might choose to spend more time with those other cousins than bozo the christianicus, just because they are probably more pleasant company!

No red and white rugby shirts. I'm afraid. Black and yellow maybe.

Hey I've just gifted you an opportunity to mention bananas again!

Stuart

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So your a Hurricanes fan?

Have you been to the banana Cake Tin?

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