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TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you , don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge…mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get…
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.t8 I love the four stages of Life the most and the rest is great too. Thank you for given it to us.
Peace and Love Mrs.
What soever you believe,
you receive,
the Land that you have taken yourself
If by Law, then unlaw, the final end JudgesExd 21:21 Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he [is] his money.
Exd 21:22 ¶ If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart [from her], and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges [determine].
Exd 21:23 And if [any] mischief follow, then thou shalt give life for life,
Exd 21:24 Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,
Exd 21:25 Burning for burning, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.
Exd 21:26 ¶ And if a man smite the eye of his servant, or the eye of his maid, that it perish; he shall let him go free for his eye's sake.
Exd 21:27 And if he smite out his manservant's tooth, or his maidservant's tooth; he shall let him go free for his tooth's sake.
Exd 21:28 ¶ If an ox gore a man or a woman, that they die: then the ox shall be surely stoned, and his flesh shall not be eaten; but the owner of the ox [shall be] quit.
Exd 21:29 But if the ox were wont to push with his horn in time past, and it hath been testified to his owner, and he hath not kept him in, but that he hath killed a man or a woman; the ox shall be stoned, and his owner also shall be put to death.charity Please explain why you are giving us these scriptures? When comlpiments have been given.
Peace and Love Mrs.
My Mums brushing my hair to hard?
They want to baptise me everyday, because they didn't think it worked the first time?
My sister hit me last, guess who still got THE BLAMEAnd so they tell me to give the skarks a breack?
Charity What you are writing here is scaring me. If your sister really hiting you? Are you not old enough to go on your own?
Peace and Love Mrs.Has charity always been like this and I just didn't notice, or has she just changed recently?
Could be possible that someone else is using her ID or computer?
Quote (t8 @ Dec. 07 2007,23:43) Has charity always been like this and I just didn't notice, or has she just changed recently? Could be possible that someone else is using her ID or computer?
I guess I can handle that one if it has happend t8.I have faith in God.
It Has been a big week, and I have had a very big push along.
which I believe Again God is most powerfulcharity
Quote (charity @ Dec. 08 2007,01:12) Quote (t8 @ Dec. 07 2007,23:43) Has charity always been like this and I just didn't notice, or has she just changed recently? Could be possible that someone else is using her ID or computer?
I guess I can handle that one if it has happend t8.I have faith in God.
It Has been a big week, and I have had a very big push along.
which I believe Again God is most powerfulcharity
Charity You are not answering my Question, I am very concerned about you. Please tell me the truth. Plainly. No jokes. It is not right that you let others dominate you like that. Run away if you have to. What do you mean a big push along? And then you laugh?
Love and Peace Mrs.Quote (IM4Truth @ Dec. 08 2007,03:11) Quote (charity @ Dec. 08 2007,01:12) Quote (t8 @ Dec. 07 2007,23:43) Has charity always been like this and I just didn't notice, or has she just changed recently? Could be possible that someone else is using her ID or computer?
I guess I can handle that one if it has happend t8.I have faith in God.
It Has been a big week, and I have had a very big push along.
which I believe Again God is most powerfulcharity
Charity You are not answering my Question, I am very concerned about you. Please tell me the truth. Plainly. No jokes. It is not right that you let others dominate you like that. Run away if you have to. What do you mean a big push along? And then you laugh?
Love and Peace Mrs.
no I CAN HARDLEY EATcharity thinketh no evil, to then become smitten, and crushed, sold to the wolves for price, and love of money
Quote (charity @ Dec. 08 2007,07:00) Quote (IM4Truth @ Dec. 08 2007,03:11) Quote (charity @ Dec. 08 2007,01:12) Quote (t8 @ Dec. 07 2007,23:43) Has charity always been like this and I just didn't notice, or has she just changed recently? Could be possible that someone else is using her ID or computer?
I guess I can handle that one if it has happend t8.I have faith in God.
It Has been a big week, and I have had a very big push along.
which I believe Again God is most powerfulcharity
Charity You are not answering my Question, I am very concerned about you. Please tell me the truth. Plainly. No jokes. It is not right that you let others dominate you like that. Run away if you have to. What do you mean a big push along? And then you laugh?
Love and Peace Mrs.
no I CAN HARDLEY EATcharity thinketh no evil, to then become smitten, and crushed, sold to the wolves for price, and love of money
Charity This is really unreal. I don't get it, I am sorry. I wish you would level with me. Is it that you can't eat because you are sick or because you have no food? And again you speak like someone is hurting you, Charity you have to make yourself clearer, Please. We all care about you I know that to be true,because I belief in my Brethren.
Love Irenef you get a mail with the subject, “Life is Beautiful” or “Merry Christmas” don't open the attachment with pps behind the file name. They will contain a Power Point presentation that will give the maker all your hard drive information.
Quote (charity @ Dec. 07 2007,16:22) My Mums brushing my hair to hard?
They want to baptise me everyday, because they didn't think it worked the first time?
My sister hit me last, guess who still got THE BLAMEAnd so they tell me to give the skarks a breack?
Not a joke…Chap I dont think Charity even comes here anymore. But you are right, that is no joke, and I still don't know what happend to Her, except that She posts on keyonn site. DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF His site? I dont have it. If you have it can you give it to me, want to see if she is O.K.
Peace and Love Mrs.:D
Quote (IM4Truth @ Dec. 17 2007,15:32) Chap I dont think Charity even comes here anymore. But you are right, that is no joke, and I still don't know what happend to Her, except that She posts on keyonn site. DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF His site? I dont have it. If you have it can you give it to me, want to see if she is O.K. Peace and Love Mrs.:D
Hi Mrs.
Perhaps you won't want to post on kejohn's site.
That is where Stu and Tow are welcome.Tim
Timothy Don't worry I looked at His site and I have no desire to post there. You are right they are there, hope they stay there. I don't know if you know even that it is because of Tow that keyonn does not belief that Jesus is our Messiah anymore. That is why I have such horrible taste in my mouth about Stu and Tow. Besides John tells us to dust of our shoes and walk away from them.
John 1:7-11 read it.
Peace and Love Mrs.Hi all!
I think when the truth that a man has is based on faulty ground or a pour foundation then most likely when the storms of doubt and unbelief come in, then that ones faith will falter and they will go another way.
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